Happy Fathers Day

Some families have strange Dads.
Some have Dads they never see.
Im so glad that my Dad is here and always plays with me.
Happy Fathers Day to the best Dad in The world!
Love Major xxx
P.S this is NOT us in the above picture, just some freaks to make you laugh xx

The Hills

What are these small hills on the side of my foot Mum?
They're your ankles small dear one.
Oh.
They're nice aren't they.
Yes, you have lovely ankles Pudding.
xx
(followed by the construction of gingerbread people who apparently have no ankles~sad revelation)